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Iranian president Ahmadinejad (A.) calls President Obama (O.) and tells him, "Barack, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner." "What did it say on the banners?" O. asks. A. replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN." O. says, "You know, Mr A., I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew...